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Famous Quotes about Children and Parents Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost) Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. (James T. Adams)
I never met a kid I liked. (W.C. Fields) Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. (W.C. Fields) Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers. (Socrates)
There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. (Mona Crane)
1. "Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." - Ayn Rand
2. "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment
to improve the world."
3. "If you can DREAM it, you can DO it."
4. "Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.
It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
5. "Buddha left a road map, Jesus left a road map, Krishna left
a road map, Rand McNally left a road map. But you still have to
travel the road yourself."
6. "If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you
have that money can't buy."
7. "It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
8. "Do not think that love, in order to be genuine, has to be
extraordinary."
9. "Follow your bliss."
10. "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small
matters to what lies within us."
11. "People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and
shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their
true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."
12. "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to
add, but when there is nothing left to take away. "
13. "You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm."
14. "And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk
even more."
15. "I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be around
when it happens."
16. "A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan
and a deadline."
17. "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the
things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw
off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the
trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
18. "Fun is about as good a habit as there is."
19. "Imagine."
20. "Men often become what they believe themselves to be. If I
believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it.
But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it
even if I didn't have it in the beginning."
21. "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has
been the reward for what he gave."
22. "Worry is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to
do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."
23. "We would worry less about what others think of us if we
realized how seldom they do."
24. "The time is always right to do what is right."
25. "Success breeds success. Attend to your mind's most joyful,
effective discovery process. Bolster the self-beliefs that add
confidence, lucidity, and tenacity to your efforts. You'll get
more out of what you notice, so heed whatever gives you wisdom."
26. "I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it."
27. "Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to
keep you there."
28. "As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence
automatically liberates others."
29. "Inspiration grows into full-scale creation through
persistence and imagination."
30. "Life's up and downs provide windows of opportunity to
determine... [your] values and goals...Think of using all
obstacles as stepping stones to build the life you want."
31. "Nothing happens unless first a dream."
32. "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment
that something else is more important than fear."
33. "If you can't be kind, at least be vague."
34. "If your mind isn't open, keep your mouth shut too."
35. "Dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never be hurt,
sing like no one's listening, live like it's heaven on earth."
36. "If you are clear about what you want, the world responds
with clarity."
37. "If you are serious about your goals, drop the conditions.
Go directly to your goal. Be your goal! Conditions often
disguise strategies for escaping accountability. Why not just
take charge and create the experience you are looking for?"
38. "It is good to dream, but it is better to dream and work.
Faith is mighty, but action with faith is mightier. Desiring is
helpful, but work and desire are invincible."
39. "Nothing happens until somebody sells something."
40. "Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause
is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward."
41. "Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what
you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in;
forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin
it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered
with your old nonsense."
42. "Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it
will never begin."
43. "Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only
through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be
strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."
44. "Work and play are the same. When you're following your
energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction
between work and play dissolves."
45. "Our prayers are answered not when we are given what we ask,
but when we are challenged to be what we can be."
46. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of
their dreams."
47. "I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90%
how I react to it. And so it is with you...we are in charge of
our Attitudes."
48. "The man who has no imagination has no wings."
49. "When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would
hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and
could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
50. "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there
is no path and leave a trail."
51. "You must live in the present, launch yourself on every
wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their
island opportunities and look toward another land. There is no
other land, there is no other life but this."
52. "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up
with the rain."
53. "Freedom is actually a bigger game than power. Power is
about what you can control. Freedom is about what you can
unleash."
54. "One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse
to soar."
55. "I know God will not give me anything I can't Handle.
I just wish that he didn't trust me so much."
56. "How many cares one loses when one decides not to be
something, but (instead) someone."
57. "When you follow your bliss doors will open where you would
not have thought there would be doors; and where there wouldn't
be a door for anyone else."
58. "Continuous effort -- not strength or intelligence -- is
the key to unlocking our potential."
59. "The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is
difficult."
60. "Life without risks is not worth living."
61. "Each of us was born with wings...(and) has the ability to
go farther than we ever thought possible, to do things beyond our
wildest imaginings." - Barbara Stanny
62. "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A
terrible thing: no one to blame."
63. "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the
stars."
64. "When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a
microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative
and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the
hell, leap."
65. "Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard.
Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with
no regret. Continue to learn. Appreciate your friends. Do
what you love. Live as if this is all there is."
66. "Build for yourself a strongbox, fashion each part with care.
When it's strong as your hand can make it, put all your troubles
there. Hide there all thought of your failures, and each bitter
cup that you quaff. Lock all your heartaches within it, then sit
on the lid and laugh."
67. "It only takes one person to change your life - you."
68. "To follow, without halt, one aim: That's the secret of
success."
69. "A clay pot sitting in the sun will always be a clay pot.
It has to go through the white heat of the furnace to become
porcelain."
70. "Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and
reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so."
71. "Luck is when preparedness meets opportunity."
72. "Dying seems less sad than having lived too little."
73. "It doesn't happen all at once. You become. It takes a
long time."
74. "Life was meant to be lived and curiosity must be kept alive.
One must never, for whatever reason, turn one's back on life."
75. "One is happy as a result of one's own efforts, once one
knows the necessary ingredients of happiness - simple tastes,
a certain degree of courage, self-denial to a point, love of
work, and above all, a clear conscience. Happiness is no vague
dream, of that I now feel certain."
76. "People facing death don't think about what degrees they have
earned, what positions they have held, or how much wealth they
have accumulated. At the end, what really matters is whom you love
and who loved you."
77. "Dying is a wild night and a new road."
78. "Between thinking and seeing, there is a place called
knowing."
79. "Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and
know that everything in this life has purpose. There are no
mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us
to learn from."
80. "All the darkness in the world can not put out the light
of a single candle."
81. "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
82. "Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness
has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now."
83. "I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one
advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and
endeavors to live the life which he had imagined, he will meet
with a success unexpected in common hours."
84. "If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be
a terrible warning."
85. "A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is
until she's in hot water."
86. "I think there is something more important than believing:
Action! The world is full of dreamers. There aren't enough who
will move ahead and take concrete steps to actualize their vision."
87. "When you get into a tight place and everything goes against
you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute
longer, never give up then, for it is just the place and time
that the tide will turn."
88. "Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing on
one's own sunshine."
89. "You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let
someone else make yours."
90. "Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you
intend to do."
91. "You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it."
92. "God gives talent, work transforms talent into genius."
93. "You learn in life that the only person you can really correct
and change is yourself."
94. "In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give
up, that makes us rich."
95. "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
96. "Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly."
97. "You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience
in which you really stop to look fear in the face... You must do
the thing which you think you cannot do."
98. "I want to do it because I want to do it."
99. "It had long since come to my attention that people of
accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them.
They went out and happened to things."
100. "It doesn't matter what you are thinking or what fear you
have, if you just do it. Action is the only thing that matters..
I can see that at the end of my life, I'm going to look back and
say, 'Gosh, I wish I had taken more action'."
101. "Life is no longer a mystery. I have found me."
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Experience shows that success is due less to ability than to zeal. The winner is he who gives himself to his work, body and soul. - Charles Buxton Motivational quote
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Motivational quote "Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness -- great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy." Jim Rohn quote To succeed you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you. -Tony Dorsett famous quote Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. -Japanese Proverb
famus quote All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence. - Martin Luther King, Jr. quote "Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. It's what sunflowers do." - Helen Keller quote Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Langston Hughes - success quote As a man thinketh, so is he . - Proverbs 23:7 famous quote "Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach." -Tony Robbins Motivational quote "Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'" - Brian Tracy famus quote "The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands." -Robert M. Pirsig famous quote "When you take charge of your life, there is no longer a need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life." -Geoffrey F. Abert quote "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up." -Vince Lombardi - success quote "Be ready when opportunity comes...Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet." -Roy D. Chapin Jr. quote "Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure." -Edward Eggleston famus quote "History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats. -Bertie C. Forbes quote "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible." -Arthur C. Clarke famous quote Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. -Earl Nightingale Motivational quote Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. -Martin Luther King, Jr. - success quote "Be ready when opportunity comes...Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet." -Roy D. Chapin Jr. quote "Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure." -Edward Eggleston famous quote "Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; While others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before."-Herodotus quote "The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes." - Benjamin Disraeli Motivational quote "There is great treasure there behind our skull and this is true about all of us. This little treasure has great, great powers, and I would say we only have learned a very, very small part of what it can do." - Isaac Bashevis Singer quote "You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you."- Brian Tracy quote "Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost." -Robert H. Schuller famous quote It's the constant and determined effort that breaks down all resistance and sweeps away all obstacles. - Claude M. Bristol - success quote The longest journey of any person is the journey inward. - Dag Hammerskjvld famus quote All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy, and great things in that which is small. - Lao-Tzu quote Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. -Ralph Waldo Emerson - success quote The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch quote Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -Abraham Lincoln famus quote Men always want to be a womans first love - women like to be a mans last romance. -Oscar Wilde famous quote It's not what happens to you; it's what you do about it that makes the difference. -W. Mitchell Motivational quote He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. - Andrew Carnegie quote Good timber does not grow with ease. The stronger the wind the stronger the trees. -Williard Marriott famous quote All successful men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. -Brian Tracy - success quote That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson Submitted by Stephen Hedrick quote Looking to the stars always makes me dream, as simply as I dream over the black dots representing towns and villages on a map. Why, I ask myself, shouldn't the shining dots of the sky be as accessible as the black dots on the map of France? - Vincent Van Gogh Submitted by Stephen Hedrick quote Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.- John Dewey famous quote There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. -Indira Gandhi Motivational quote Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. - success quote You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) quote If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. If he has a talent and uses only half of it, he has partly failed. If he has a talent and learns somehow to use the whole of it, he has gloriously succeeded and has a satisfaction and a triumph few men ever know. - Thomas Wolfe famous quote If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do and you'll achieve the same results. - Anthony Robbins Motivational quote Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. J. Donald Walters quote The path to success is to take massive, determined action. - Anthony Robbins famus quote To succeed... you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.- Tony Dorsett - success quote At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. --Christopher Reeve", Submitted by Mark Houck quote A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. --Sir Winston Churchill famous quote If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us tostick it out. - Arthur Koestler quote You don't pay the price for success. You enjoy the price for success. - Zig Ziglar Motivational quote Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean quote Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. - Unknown famous quote Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey quote The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they REVEAL who I am. - Dr. Laura Schlessinger - success quote Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck quote He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb - success quote The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet. -James Oppenheim famous quote If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney quote There is only one success - to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley Motivational quote To Climb Steep Hills requires slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare quote One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know. -John Kenneth Gilbraith. famus quote -Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. -Chinese Proverb quote -If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out. - Arthur Koestler famous quote -Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right. -Henry Ford quote Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn quote Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey quote Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. - Thomas Carlyle Motivational quote When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein - success quote It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney quote It takes less time to do things right that to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow famous quote What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals -. Zig Ziglar quote A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Chinese Proverb famous quote To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. -William M. Thackeray famus quote "No one can make you feel inferior without your permission" -Eleanor Roosevelt. Submitted by Mark Houck Motivational quote Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. - Thomas Carlyle - success quote The noblest search is the search for excellence. - Lyndon B. Johnson quote For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier quote Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain Motivational quote Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington quote When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. - Alexander Graham Bell famous quote The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Ann Landers - success quote A good laugh is sunshine in the house. William makepeace Thackeray quote
If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest. - Publilius Syrus quote
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties. - Harry Truman, American President (b. 1884) Motivational quote Many hands make the Light work. - Leroy W. Jones - success quote The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. - Vincent T. Lombardi quote The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desire brings weak results, Just as a small amount of fire makes a small amount of heat. - Napoleon Hill famous quote I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself. - Aldous Huxley Motivational quote The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson famous quote Vision is the art of seeing the invisible. - Jonathan Swift- success quote Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln famus quote He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever. - Tom Connelly quote Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Motivational quote When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. - Alexander Graham Bell- success quote It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it. - W. Somerset Maugham quote My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it as it is and why it exists as all. - Stephen Hawking quote Failure is not the worst thing in the world, The very worst is not to try.- Anonymous famous quote You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie quote Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again. - Henry Ford Motivational quote Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. -Helen Keller quote Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought. Motivational quote Every adversity, every failure, and every heartache carries with it the seed of an equivalent or a greater benefit. - success quote Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. famous quote The best way to have what you want, is to want what you have. Motivational quote If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got quote It is not your aptitude, but your attitude, that determines your altitude. Motivational quote Of all our human resources, the most precious is the desire to improve quote It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dreams of yesterday are the hopes of today, and the realities of tomorrow. - success quote Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, though checkered with failure, than to take rank with those poor souls, who neither enjoy much or suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. famous quote Insults Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill): If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee! Bessie Braddock (to Winston Churchill): Winston, you're drunk. Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. (Mark Twain) I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. (Groucho Marx) Lawyers It's not the people who are in prison worry me. It's the people who aren't. (Arthur Gore) Love, Sex, Men vs Women It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men. (Mae West) Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me. (Mae West) It's better to be looked over than overlooked. (Mae West) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. (Mae West) It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. (Joan Rivers) I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. (Joan Rivers) Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. (Mae West) My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Les Dawson) My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. (Jack Benny) A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. (Rudyard Kipling) A man is only as old as the woman he feels. (Groucho Marx) I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls. (Groucho Marx) Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. (Bill Vaughan) Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. (Charlotte Whitton) Article contributed by Theresea Hughes, creator of This article may be used in its entirety by websites and ezines as long as an active link to our site is included
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